Maria Diaz

Things I Would Like To Purchase

Or perhaps you can purchase them for me

1) A lovely Dutch bike mostly because I feel it will transform me from a clumsy, awkward looking poorly dressed geek into a cute, care free, girl on bike ala the girls of places like Copenhagen where everyone rides a bike and no one wears a helmet and everyone has fantastic skin and is extremely attractive. Probably because they use full fat yogurt and eat that soft butter that is both margarine AND butter mixed together. Oh, and they have socialized healthcare, free college, and live in a welfare state. That might help.

2) OMG NEW IPODS!! My extremely sad ipod mini is on her last legs and I've been thinking about buying a refurbished 20 or 30g older ipod, but Apple has changed it all for me with those bad ass touch screen iPods, which has all the attractive features of the iphone (sexiness, safari, youtube, and wifi) and minus its less attractive elements (no real chat program, touch screen keyboard, no true headphone jack). But, it is a nice idea to get one of the bigger ipod classics, which are now 80g for 249!! I remember buying the ex a 20g ipod for 300 dollars back in 2005! Insanity. Anyway, it depends on how badly I want to stay hooked into the matrix all the time.

Oh, and I would have loved to have been in the room when they announced the partnership with Starbucks. I doubt I would have been able to stifle my laughter.