Maria Diaz lady business. pop culture. whatever.

When all else fails…

Do a Myspace post! Here we go, people:

01. what's worse: liars or cheaters?
Oh man. I'm not going touch this one with a ten foot pole. Although I will say this: if you think you'll never do either, you are wrong.

02. is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgiving is easy. I'm an intuitive person, I can understand WHY people do most things, even if they are fucked up. But forget? NEVER.

03. can girls and guys be just friends?
If one of those people is ugly or thinks the other person is ugly then... yes. If that is not the case, then I believe in the "friend zone" and that there is a window in which something MIGHT happen, but once you cross a certain line, you either go one way.. or you go the other.

04. how do you feel about dating co-workers?
My workplaces to this point have been 95% middle aged women, 4% hella gay dudes, and 1% creepy old men who stare at my chest in really obvious ways. So, I would love to have a workplace where this was possible.

05. all expenses paid vacation to anywhere...where?
Can I just say all of Europe? Okay, all of Europe. Tasty beer, cheese and bread, cute boys, and effective public transportation for everybody!! 

06. what was your last meal?
Scrambled eggs w/ proscuttio and goat cheese w/ a large ass Peet's coffee.

07. if someone called you a bitch would you be offended?
I just did a Gmail search for the word "bitch" and the result of how many times the word was mentioned in my emails and archived Google chats was hundreds of times. So, I would literally have no friends if this was a problem. Or for that case, "hooker".

08. are you okay with a boyfriend/girlfriend being friends with an ex?
That depends. Are they Myspace friends? (Yes.) Facebook friends? (maybe). Yelp friends? (NO.) 

09. would you live with your boyfriend/girlfriend without marrying them?
No. No ring, no absolute joy of getting to share a house with me which includes me throwing all my clothes on the floor at all times, staying up till 4 in the morning and watching true crime shows, Law and Order and surgery shows non stop. Oh, I also have really long hair that clogs up the bathroom every day. And I hate doing housework. I also hate cooking, refuse to watch TV shows that don't interest me, and pretty much only listen to dance music exclusively nowadays. Date me.

10. favorite sport?
Psychological warfare 101.

11. do you like diet soda?
Diet Coke is basically my reason #2 for continuing to live. I can eat a meal of 30,000 calories and absolutely refuse to drink regular soda. It's a curse.

12. do you squeeze toothpaste from the bottom or the middle?
From the middle! Why do people care about this?

13. how do you feel about tanning booths?
Totally dumb.

14. friends with benefits?
If you like living a lie, then yes. Personally, I'm over it. You either want to get with this or you don't. No halfway. 

15. would you rather take pictures or be in pictures?
Take! I hate how I look in pictures. I only like my Photobooth pictures.

16. what are your plans today?

Continue re-arranging the furniture in my room, make vegan chocolate chip cookies, go to karaoke and work it out, have painful conversation with family at 12amEST.

17. what color looks best on you?
Black, black, wonderful black. But I am starting think I also do okay in brown and pink.

18. if you could play any sport professionally what would it be?

Wii bowling? Nickel slots? ???

19. are you a jealous person?
Yes, but I m fairly good about railing it in and not constantly comparing myself to others. It is really hard work.

20. who was the last person to text you & what was it about?
Megan. At 2:30pm. Asking if I was awake. Ooops.

21. who has the sexiest accents?
The Brits!! I remember getting off the plane at Heathrow and squealing like a little girl when I heard my first British accent in the UK. I love the Queen's English.

22. favorite song?

Right now,  the only thing getting me going is Richie Panic's Frisco Disco mix. I happened to be at Frisco Disco that night!

23. where is your phone?
On my dresser, not getting any reception and unable to send my Twitter updates. As usual.

24. what is your zodiac sign?
Scorpio. And if you care about this, then stop reading my page. There are two reactions to this, both equally irritating: either it's a dude who thinks he can get into my pants easier now and gets this lecherous look in his eyes (and the funny thing is, even if I would've done it, that reaction is a guarantee I WON'T) or people back away like I am going to hurt them. IT ISN'T REAL, PEOPLE. 

25. are you a beach, country, or city person?
I loooove the ocean, but I hate sand. I like scenery, but the lack of noise in the country bothers me. And I hate crowds, but I love gatherings. I'm basically a bona fide city girl.

26. if you could own a non-traditional pet which would it be?
A MAN, duh.

27. favorite movie as a child?
The Goonies! I had the world's biggest crush on Sean Astin.

28. where do you spend most of your money?
Rent! And after that, eating out and going to bars. Ooops again.

29. are you currently working at a job that you hate?
For the first time since college, no.

30. have you ever been so heartbroken that you called in sick to work?
No, during my worst I had my own office and I would just close the door. Or sometimes, I would just leave work really early to go home and watch Gilmore Girls.

31. can you change a car tire?
Dude, I can barely drive a car. Do you really think I can change a car tire?

32. favorite candle scent?
I really like Method's soy candles, I usually get a grapefruit scent or a lavendar scent. They are the only ones that don't irritate my insane allergies (nerdlaert!)

33. would you consider yourself adventurous?

Considering all the incredibly stupid, impulsive shit I've done in the past 12 months, I would say... yes.

34. what is your MySpace profile song & why did you choose it?
Rebellion (Lies) by Arcade Fire. I chose it because it rules!

35. who was the last person that told you they loved you?
My ladiez!! And guess what, I love them, too.

Merry Christmas, ya'll!!