Sep/080
The Best of My Twitter Posts
My Twitter account is locked. It will stay that way forever. For those of you not on my list, here are some highlights. I couldn't keep going after March. I will do another post like this soon!
Don't know where my wallet is. I am not like the cat in the photo; I am not "hanging in there". Fuck.
Roommate listening to Soldja Boy & incessantly cooking nasty smelling food. Time to relocate.
Ugh, do not do well with manic pixie dream girl, much in the style of garden state, in my midst.
patiently awaiting more makeout.
Drinking coffee w/ hazelnut creamer. It's like being 21 all over again, minus platform shoes and craigslist CE addiction.
think i am watching someone get dumped at bean bag. feel terrible for him. also, former one night stand totally just walked in. small town.
locked on my porch w/ no phone but with a macbook. call parents to let me back in using skype. the future is now.
Just sang real talk @ karaoke. Life is monumentally altered. Wow.
none of the dorks i have ever been with have ever wanted me to wear my glasses. weird!!
n the back of a van with a bunch of strangers, on way to hayward. Not a problem with that.
there is no seratonin left in my brain at the moment. nothing ever comes for free.
thank you for celebrating by coming onto my blog and going through every post that refers to you.