Aug/071
i had the biggest party EVER
So, after complaining on Friday afternoon about how OMG MOST BORING WEEKEND EVER, I ended up at this Burning Man partylast night. I felt very underdressed (especially since i still had my drone clothes on) and frumpy (because of Sir Cam Walker but as the night wore on, I just stopped caring. Especially after I got a chair massage, where the old hippie working on me actually responded to my request for pressure. I have an overactive brain that runs at 100 miles a minute and it all manifests itself in the warzone that is my shoulders. A good massage for me is basically a well choreographed beating. If I wanted a rub down, I'd get a boyfriend.
Anyway, after the 10 minute chair massage, I felt totally relaxed and was able to have fun. The house music they were playing in one of the rooms was great and made me wish more than ever that I could be done with this godforsaken injury and be able to dancedancedance. But, alas, I had to settle for the chair dance.
At around 2:30am, these two total hoochies/Girls Gone Wild types with insane fake tans sat next to me and promptly began to have sex with each other. I am happy people are that comfortable around me. Something about me must scream : PLEASE HAVE SEX NEXT TO ME. The best part was when the guy they were putting on this little show for started to look up at the sky and thank god for his good fortune. Yes, sir. How lucky you are. Now please take this show back to your SUV. The rest of us are trying to radically express ourselves here. Kthx.