Maria Diaz


16
Dec/07
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The REAL mariamargarita

I was looking up my preferred username for most of my social networking sites, which is mariamargarita, which is my actual middle name. Legend has it that my mom was going to name me Margarita Maria and then someone (I am grateful to this anonymous busybody) that that was a terrible idea and to switch that around.  Since "maria" is almost always taken, I settle for my name and middle name. And lucky for me, almost all instances of "mariamargarita" do lead back to me.<P>  However, much to my dismay, there are others.

Obviously, they must be destroyed.One of them asked for some Honest Advice  on some relationship troubles.  Obviously that is NOT me because my reaction to that situation would have been to write a negative Yelp review of his place of business. That'll show him. The other mariamargarita is this lovely lady,who looks great for being 101 years old (I believe everything i read on myspace).  

I went to buy my own domain name, but did you know it's worth 588.00 to buy the URL? Well, it is. It's nice to know I have financial value, even when that value does not even equal my monthly rent payment.