Jul/090
Potential Titles for MTV's True Life
While Not Sleeping, I came across MTV's page for True Life episodes they are currently casting. Here are my favorite real ones:
I Have Digital Drama (more tales of Revenge Porn!)
I'm A Racist
I'm Polyamorous (wolfshirts!)
I Don't Like My Face
I'm Dating A Cougar
I Have A Hamptons Share (NYC Prep 2.0. Probably a bunch of people who work in PR. There will be some kind of commentary over who takes the Jitney or who drives. Whatever. Nothing will beat "I have a shore house")
Ones I'd Like To See:
I'm A Spammer
I Work At The DMV
I used to have a real personality, now I post photos of my kid's bowel movements on Facebook
I work at TMZ (possibly a combined paparazzi episode?)
I live in a residential hotel
I'm a drug dealer
I think I'd like True Life better if it were on HBO.